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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Molested... dirty, ashamed...

OOOOOKKKKK, I will talk about the show later on since THIS is all I can think about at the moment. I went to see Matthew Good live at a local club tonight. The show was awesome, cept for about 20 minutes I was totally distracted by some psycho freak. She was behind my friend Kerri and I flailing around like a psycho screaming like an animal. I started to feel hands on my ass and looked back and saw animal girl feeling me and pretty much giving my brother a lap dance standing up, not to mention she was all over him in a nasty nasty way. In other words she was fucked out of her mind on XTC. She was touching everyone around her and throwing her hair all over the place making a huge scene and annoying people. Well more like making them laugh. She kept screaming stuff like "You fucken hunk of man you" at Matthew Good. And then she screamed like some weird animal being killed right in my friend Kerri's ear. At this point a bouncer like offered Kerri his ear plug. Then she was like "That was funny wasn't it, and my brother and 2 other guys we were with were like "uhhh yeah" then she was like "should i do it again?" and they were like "No, don't". So what did she do she did it again. Great ape child go swing from trees. I kept whispering to Kerri that we should elbow her. She then started hugging Kerri and going "Your too good for this world". I was laughing my ass off so bad. Then her hand started to reach out toward the front and she was rubbing her hands on one of the bouncers, we all just burst into laughter. He looked totally disturbed.

So I felt her hands almost go down my pants, her weird animal noises, looking back to see her molesting my brother who had this huge grin on his face. She kept trying to molest the bouncer more. I was finally like to one of the bouncers (after several more animal screeches and ass grabbings, and giving my friend Kerri a back rub) I finally said, "get rid of that creature!". He told me they were working on it. I told my friend Kerri to just bitch slap her and the bouncer she had been molesting said "Yes, please, I won't kick you out!"

She finally in her stupid skull realized the plot to get her kicked out so she ran off screeching like a wild animal, and we finally were able to get back to the show. ONly then did we see her during the last song hanging off a banister screeching like an ape and everyone was just pointing and laughing and shaking their heads. I am sure she will be the talk of the town, and when she sobers up she is probably going to commit suicide. All I can say for that is, please do.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Metsuki Anba said...

lmfao, hilarious

12:44 AM  

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