Welcome to the Hellmouth
"Try not to get kicked out." - Ms. Summers
Buffy: "Mr. Flutie-"
Mr. Fluite: "All the kids are free to call me Bob-"
Buffy: "Bob-"
Mr. Flutie: "But they don't."
Buffy: "Mr. Flutie. I know my transcripts are a little........ colorful-"
Mr. Flutie:"Hey, we're not careing about that! Do you think 'colorful' is the word? Not 'Dismal?"
Buffy:"It wasen't that bad"
Mr. Flutie: "You burned down the gym"
Buffy:"I did. I really did. But you gotta see the big picture. I mean the gym was full of vamp....uh, asbestos."
Cordelia"Willow, nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of sears."
Willow:"Uh, well....well, my mom picked it out."
Cordelia:"No wonder your such a guy magnet. Are you done?"
"Hi I'm an enormous slut," - Buffy
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None right now!
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Giles:"This is madness, what could you have been thinking? You are the slayer. Lives depend on you. I make allowences for your youth. But I expect a certain amount of responsibility. Instead of which you enslave yourself to this- this ...Cult!?"
Buffy:"(Holding up cheerleader pompoms) You don't like the color?"
Buffy:"(Super hyper and jumping everywhere) Willow!! Xander!! My buds are here I love my buds!! HI!....hi...oh! (She realizes the cheerleading team wants to resume praticing, snd she goes on danceing weird)"
Xander:"Is is me or is buffy a bit looped?"
Willow:"We better gor her out of there,"
Xander:"Yeah, before she....(Buffy throws a girl across the room) Hurts someone. Aye.."
Buffy:"Did I do that?"
Girl:"(pushes buffy into the wall) You are so out of here."
Willow:"It's not her fault."
Xander:"She's on medication"
Buffy:"Wha?"
Buffy:"I just got kicked off the team didn't I?"
Xander:"I don't think it was your fault."
Buffy:" Mmm, I know you don't. That's cause your my friend. Your my Xander shaped friend. Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?"
Willow:"We gotta get her to a..."
Xander:"Let her speak."
Buffy:"I'll tell you. Your not like other boys at all, (she starts to hit Xander in the face)"
Xander:"Well ah...."
Buffy:" You are totally and completly one of the girls, (turns to willow, who has a big smile on her face) I'm that comfy with him."
Xander:"That's great."
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"Destructo-Girl, that's me." - Buffy
Giles:" The She-Mantis assumes the form of a beautiful woman and lures innocent virgins back toher nest."
Buffy:"Well, Xander's not a...I mean, he's probably......"
Willow: "Going to die!"
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Giles:"All right, I'll just drop in my time machine, go back to the twelfth centuary, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
Buffy:"Okay, at this point, you're abuseing sarcasm."
Giles:"Two more of the Brethren were here. They came after me, but I was more than a match for them."
Buffy:"Meaning?"
Giles:"I hid."
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"It's devastating-he's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him." -Giles
"I cannot believe that you of all people are trying to scully me." - Buffy
Xander:"Hey! Buffy!"
Willow:"You missed it!"
Buffy"Missed what?"
Xander:" We just saw the zebras mating! (nods to Willow) Thank you, very
exciting..."
Willow:"It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!"
Buffy:"And I missed it. Yet somehow I'll find the courage to live on. "
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Willow:"How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on."
Giles:"Well, you weren't here from midnight to six researching it."
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"I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the twentieth centuary-with three whole years to spare!" - Jenny to Giles
Jenny:"You here again? You kids really dig the library, don't you?"
Buffy:"Were literary."
Xander:"To read English is makes our speaking English good."
Giles:"Does this look familiar to either of you?"
Buffy:"Yeah, sure. It looks like a book."
Xander:"I knew that one."
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"Redrum! Redrum!"- Xander
Buffy: " Giles, into every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You can not escape your destiny."
Giles: "If you had any-- shred of decency you would have participated- or at least helped."
Buffy:"Nah, I think I'll take on your traditional role and watch.
Xander:"And mock"
Willow:"And laugh!( they all laugh)"
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Xander:"What's wrong with you? Don't you know that she [Cordelia] is the center of the universe....the rest of us merely revolve around her."
Cordelia:"Why don't you revolve yourselves out of my light?"
Xander:"(to Buffy and Willow): Wendell was in Cordelia's light."
Wendell:"I'm so ashamed."
Willow:"Why is she so Evita-like?"
Buffy:"It's the hair."
Willow:"Weighs heavy on the cerebral cortex."
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"Being popular is not just my right, it's my responsibility." - Cordelia
"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'" - Buffy
"People who think there problems are so huge craze me. Like the time I sort of ran over this girl with my bike, and it was the most traumitizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it all about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing!" - Cordelia
Giles:"Do you know, I don't recall ever seeing you here (The library) before."
Cordelia:"Oh, no. I have a life."
"Did I ever tell you about when Buffy attacked me? With a spear when I came out of the Bronze. I still relive the trauma every time I see a pencil. I can only use felt-tip now." - Cordelia
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"Buffy? (Buffy turns around) I like your dress." - Willow
" And by the way...... I like your dress." - The Master
Angel:"I really like your..."
Buffy:"Yeah, yeah. It was a hit with everyone."
"Giles, CARE. I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead ! Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual intrest. You could go 'Hmmm.'" - Buffy
"When he wakes up, tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool; tell him I said it." - Buffy to Jenny when she knocks Giles out
"I may be dead but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you." - Buffy to the Master
Angel:"What?"
Xander:"You were checking out my neck! I saw that."
Angel:"No I wasen't."
Xander:"Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel:"I wasen't looking at your neck."
Xander:"I told you to eat before we left."
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