update

I should really update this thing, but then again I don't know anyone who even reads it, I don't even think my friends read this, but that is the great thing about it, I can write what I want and nobody will ever know.

I kill ALLL

Currently listening to: The Who - Baba O'Riley (The song everyone seems to think is called Teenage Wasteland, it's NOT DON'T CALL IT THAT!)
Current Mood: FUCKEN TIRED

Yeah a few weeks ago I was with Sam in Canadian Tire and we were just minding our own business drooling at the butcher knives and the cleavers and talking about who we could chop up if we had one. When suddenly this guy who had been walking back and forth past the isle we were in finally walked up to us and went "Are you girls 18?" At first I thought he was someone who worked there and you had to be 18 to be able to look at the knives, but I quickly dismissed that thought because "God dammit, you can be any age to buy a knife and go killing people!" Sam and I both said yes and then he rephrased his question.

"Would you like one of these cool light up pens?" He started pressing it and lighting it up and then I thought he was some weird child molester who got little girls to follow him to his trunk with promises of light up pens. O__o

But no, he was just a solicitor who wanted us to fill out forms so we could get info on the Canadian Tire Mastercard. Sam and I thought, "what the hell lets do it". I was also really wanting one of those light up pens. So we filled out the forms, la de da. We took our light up pens and ran away into the distance.

2 weeks later I got a fully intact Mastercard in the mail. I was like "Some goddamn info package!" My mom was horrified at how easily they just throw credit cards at people. It's so true, now a days any moron can have a child and acquire a credit card. What is the world coming to?! So with my mom's blessings I activated it, because like come on, who only wants one measly credit card when you can have TWO! Especially Big sister Visa and little brother Mastercard. So now I am greedy and have both, I feel ultra extra special, and slightly more poor, cept not.

The only thing I noticed today is that they are illiterate. They spelled my friggin name wrong on my card, it says "LINDAY" instead of "LINDSAY" Someone will die! So yeah they think my name is Linday, what the hell kind of name is that?! Now I have to call them up, bitch them out and get them to change the name on my credit card. Blah blah blah. Good thing I have a Visa and I know Visa loves me and knows my name.

Why do people waste their time?

Sometimes I wonder about people, I really do. What drives people to be total fuck tards with too much time on their hands? Those are questions I really wish could be answered but alas who understands the majority.

One major thing people do that I just don't understand is deliberately taking the time to look up something they don't like just so they can go and bitch about it. What self respecting person actually does something that lame? ALOT. :|
I frequent on the website www.imdb.com and I look up movies and often view the forums connected to the specific movies. There really is no point in even reading any of the posts made because moronic retards just spam it up. People try and have decent conversations and then someone comes in and acts like a tool. I guess the word for that type of person is troll.

It especially happens alot on the website www.songmeanings.net. I go there to look up meanings of songs I like and what do I find? Some genius who has written all in caps. "R U REALLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED? SHE IS SO POSER UR RETARDS!!" First off if you're going to even attempt to dis any band or anything for that matter learn to use your keyboard so you at least sound half intelligent. Using all capitals makes you look like a blind retard. If you don't know how to make capital letters with out pressing caps lock, then you have a whole different problem all together. It's called go back to kindergarten and educate yourself in the magical world of "The shift key". Second of all while you're back in kindergarten also learn how to type words out properly. Some how I don't think "UR", "U" and "R" are words.
And to comment on the comment, the only retarded person around here is the person who wrote that. Either they are five years old or illiterate.

Let me get this straight, people who absolutely despise a certain band/person/movie will take the time to type it into a search engine and look it up just so they can make fun of it and look stupid in the process? Why would someone who hates lets say "Anime" search for it, sign up on a forum just so they can dis it? Why bother? It just makes you even more of a loser than the people you think you're making fun of. I admit, I dislike Britney Spears, but do I waste my time looking up Britney Spears fan sites and her lyrics? God no, and if I ever cared to voice my hate for her I wouldn't go to a dumb fan site to do it, I would go to a hate site where everyone agrees with me.

One last thing, if you don't like "something" so much why the hell do you subject yourself to it? Like movies for instance, I read stuff people have written about some movies saying "Worst movie i have ever seen.", "It was so painful to watch that movie, I wanted to stab my eyes out!!", and "OMG, I hated that movie so much, it was god awful worst movie made ever, beginning to finish!"
Well I have a simple solution for people who bitch and complain about movies like that, it's called "legs" learn to fucken use them. Don't like the movie you're watching? Is it the "Worst movie you've ever seen?", well then, take your legs stand them up and start moving your feet toward the nearest exit. Yes, I know it's a hard concept for some people to understand, but you can in fact leave the theatre while a movie is playing and never come back. Nobody is forcing you to watch this movie, and if someone is, well hell, if it's making you suicidal I am sure they will understand. For I doubt anyone tied you to a chair and held your eyes open for the "Worst movie ever made".

Molested... dirty, ashamed...

OOOOOKKKKK, I will talk about the show later on since THIS is all I can think about at the moment. I went to see Matthew Good live at a local club tonight. The show was awesome, cept for about 20 minutes I was totally distracted by some psycho freak. She was behind my friend Kerri and I flailing around like a psycho screaming like an animal. I started to feel hands on my ass and looked back and saw animal girl feeling me and pretty much giving my brother a lap dance standing up, not to mention she was all over him in a nasty nasty way. In other words she was fucked out of her mind on XTC. She was touching everyone around her and throwing her hair all over the place making a huge scene and annoying people. Well more like making them laugh. She kept screaming stuff like "You fucken hunk of man you" at Matthew Good. And then she screamed like some weird animal being killed right in my friend Kerri's ear. At this point a bouncer like offered Kerri his ear plug. Then she was like "That was funny wasn't it, and my brother and 2 other guys we were with were like "uhhh yeah" then she was like "should i do it again?" and they were like "No, don't". So what did she do she did it again. Great ape child go swing from trees. I kept whispering to Kerri that we should elbow her. She then started hugging Kerri and going "Your too good for this world". I was laughing my ass off so bad. Then her hand started to reach out toward the front and she was rubbing her hands on one of the bouncers, we all just burst into laughter. He looked totally disturbed.

So I felt her hands almost go down my pants, her weird animal noises, looking back to see her molesting my brother who had this huge grin on his face. She kept trying to molest the bouncer more. I was finally like to one of the bouncers (after several more animal screeches and ass grabbings, and giving my friend Kerri a back rub) I finally said, "get rid of that creature!". He told me they were working on it. I told my friend Kerri to just bitch slap her and the bouncer she had been molesting said "Yes, please, I won't kick you out!"

She finally in her stupid skull realized the plot to get her kicked out so she ran off screeching like a wild animal, and we finally were able to get back to the show. ONly then did we see her during the last song hanging off a banister screeching like an ape and everyone was just pointing and laughing and shaking their heads. I am sure she will be the talk of the town, and when she sobers up she is probably going to commit suicide. All I can say for that is, please do.

There once was a time I studied....

Current Music: Pink Floyd - Hey You

Ok so a week ago, not last week but the week before. I had this midterm, but then again I also had work (At the theatre... remember) and a 10 page essay to write. Plus I had a creative writing assignment that was a week over due, so I was pretty much calm with muscle spasms because my boy was realizing that I should not be calm. I managed to do some reading for my Political Philosophy midterm, but it was few and far between everything else. In other words i studied for about 5 minutes gave up fell asleep and always weighted my second option of suicide if this whole university thing didn't work out. Hey it's a good plan...

Anyways after sleeping through class for a week and a half I finally made it to class this morning, where I finally received the bad news... My midterm.

Yeah ok I will skip the fancy details but despite the fact I didn't study, I am stupid, I never make it to class more than once a week. Yes despite all that I found myself staring at a 74%... I am more scared than happy... How did that happen?

*Twilight Zone Music playing in the background*

Well time to sleep and rip the movie I rented cause I am never gonna watch it before I have to take it back.

*Sigh* Lets have another go eh

Currently Listening to: Midnight Oil - My Country

Yeah so I already friggin wrote a long nice huge ass entry, but it fucked up!!

So as I was saying, I have not written in this piece of crap in a while, but I assume if I write maybe people will read it so here goes. is hall start again.

I still work at the movie theatre, it's almost been 5 months which is the longest I have ever had a job in my life. It's the best job I have ever had though. I've done some pretty shitty jobs in my time like cleaning up condom/jizz infested beds when I was working as a maid in a hotel. I was only 16 so I was pretty much freaking out. I was such a prude and goodie two shoes back then. Anyways yeah, I have seen co-workers come and go while working at the theatre and i shed a tear for each... NOT

So Monday was a glorious day. I was finally diagnosed with ADHD. WOHOO, I now finally know that I actually have a mental disability and I am not stupid lazy and moronic! Go team! I get a free computer, how sweet is that.
So meh, it is late, I should go to bed now.

die die die

So today I worked, it wasn't too busy, but it was steady so I was busy. The big boss man wasn't there today so everyone was being silly and abusing the radio headsets. I feel like going "page 33 number 10, read it!" Cause that is the part in the employee handbook that says not to abuse the radio's, but even the manager does, so yeah... :|

I worked on box all by myself. No Box office buddies... I was lonely. Well Sam was my box office Buddy yesterday and I tried to steal all the cleaning, so I had something to do, but she wiped my table!! >:|

Anyways, yeah I have been working for the past 2 days, so not much to write. I have a rain shift tomorrow I hope I have to go in, I need the hours.

My sunburn still hurts... kinda.

I am going to the drive in on Tuesday with Cory, we are going to see A Cinderella Story and Catwoman. Hurray. Anyways yeah.. time to get high.. on pain killers... my back hurts..